Welcome to the captain's bridge of our luxury liner! Captain Clair speaking. Since you've officially stepped foot on my ship, make yourselves comfortable, order a freezing cold The Slippery Nipple shot at the bar, and get ready for the hottest cruise of your life.The wheel is firmly in my hands, the gorgeous girls are already tanning on the decks, and our Cruise Director, Garry Gaffer, is busy setting up the ultimate entertainment for you.
But keep one thing in mind: I run a tight ship! If an annoying, fuzzy panda suddenly teleports onto your screen, shaking its fat rear end and completely blocking your view in the cabins—do not come running to me with complaints. We have Fierce Harry the Harpooner on board to handle these deck pests. Charter his services, and he will blast that fuzzy degenerate off your screen with his 50kV taser in no time.
Have a great voyage! And let this storm of passion blow your minds!
