Hey, pal! Looking for the ship's manual or some boring old rules? Seriously? You are currently aboard the independent cruise liner L.P.P. ECSTASY! We wrapped the corporate rulebook around our main mast and threw it into the deep blue sea pages ago! 🌴🍹

Cookies, moderator ranks, forum BB-codes... Who the hell cares about that technical mumbo-jumbo when we are cruising through exceptionally hot and absolutely neutral waters! Drop that dusty scroll, friend!