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Harpooner Contract
Harpooner Contract
I paid $15 an hour ago. Where's my Harpooner contract?
Will he help me remove Panda from the games?
I'm sick of his fat ass. 
...Right. Okay. Thanks, suit-broGarry Gaffer wrote: 29 Sep 2026, 11:15 Relax, slick, it’s already been delivered! You got your order faster than I usually get a slap in the face after saying, 'Hey gorgeous, heaven must be missing an angel.' Now go enjoy it!![]()
Hey, chillax, big guy! Look at the clock, it’s 2 AM! Cut me some slack here, I’m currently... uh, occupied. I've got two lovely little pussycats taking special care of my... well, let's just say they're keeping my lap very warm right now. As soon as I can shake them off, I’ll manually punch your email into the database. In the meantime, go hit the ship's bar and buy yourself a Slippery Nipple shot. Keep your pump going, brah!Barton_ra wrote: 04 Oct 2026, 01:33 Look, slick! I'm not touching that 'I'm a FREE player' button. Sure, it works instantly, but that means sailing with NO hot chicks, NO spice, and NO action! I paid cold hard cash for the full VIP cabin experience, bro, so I belong in the 'I'm a Patron' lounge. But this digital bouncer keeps rejecting my mail! Help me bypass this security, brah!