I read the whole Check-In text like three times and it says "choose any paid role", but where is the actual pink "BUY" button?! 
My brain is melting, why is it so complicated? I just want the hot NSFW stuff right now but I'm completely stuck! Help!!! 
No need to melt your pretty little brain. Look closely at the screen: right below the manifesto, you'll see those shiny links waiting for your touch. Just pick a tier, send the coins, and shoot a DM to Garry Gaffer. I’ll open the VIP cabin door for you faster than you can say "NSFW". Now stop pouting and go get that pass, slick! 
"Shoot a DM to Garry", "pick a tier"... What do these words even mean? This is English, not pirate talk! 
I’m not a tech genius, okay? Can someone just give me a normal link to the hot scenes instead of making me read all this ship log drama? I’m literally so done! 
