ATTENTION ON DECK: We need a guy with a megaphone!Hey buddy! The cruise business is booming, the gorgeous girls are tanning by the pool, but I only have two hands. I urgently need a sharp, sneaky Port Barker (volunteer) to run our official shore stations over on Twitter and Reddit!
Your ship duties, pal:
You’ll need to regularly grab the juiciest topics from our ship’s log (Discord) and blast them out to the entire coast (repost to Twitter & Reddit), using the right hashtags to lure even more hot passengers down to our decks.
Interested? Think you've got the playboy hustle? Stop wasting time and send a private message (PM) directly to ME right here on this forum!
Interested? Think you've got the playboy hustle? Stop wasting time and send a private message (PM) directly to ME right here on this forum!
What will you get for your loyal service on board?
◆ The ultimate respect of the crew: The Cap will personally shake your hand, and I will always pour you the finest Mai Tai by the pool;
◆ The title of Gold Patron: Your name will be written in gold ink right inside the ship's manifest;
◆ THE PERSONAL RESPECT OF FIERCE HARRY: Our rugged deck cleaner is putting your screen under his personal protection! As long as you keep barking for us on the shore, Harry will blast every single annoying panda off your screen with his 50kV taser completely for free! Not a single fuzzy pervert will dare to ruin your view in the cabins ever again, old friend!